Homophobic Maniacs Make Ford Their Biotch

Several months ago I saw a nature program about strange things. One of them was an underground cave where the bat guano had piled up to a depth of 200 feet.

That is the image I think of when I think of the U.S. auto industry. Ford and GM are eliminating tens of thousands of jobs across the midwest. Auto supplier Delphi has also been affected, and that has cost thousands of Ohioans their jobs as well. Meantime, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, and Indian automakers are looking at bright futures.

So it makes sense that Ford would try to sell more of its cars, but it almost made a big mistake. Fortunately, the American Family Association was watching and was able to guide Ford back to righteousness.

Thank you, AFA. You're not helping destroy an industy, you're helping save America!