With Friends Like This...

From The Athens News:

An Athens County grand jury returned an indictment this month on 36-year-old Cinseree Johnson of South Shafer Street. Johnson is alleged to have forged all the signatures on a petition she handed in to the Ohio Secretary of State's office, in support of putting state Issue 3 on the ballot.

The Athens County Board of Elections caught the alleged forgery almost immediately, county Prosecutor C. David Warren said Wednesday.

"She had names on there like (Ohio University official) Alan Geiger," Warren noted, adding that the names were noticeably in the same handwriting.

All the signatures? That's what it says; not just some, but all. Wow. What a nut. She just sat there and wrote down a bunch of names and then handed it in! Smashing.