Penguins Hate God, America

You may remember the movie March of the Penguins and the buzz among fundamentalists that penguins are evidence of intelligent design.

Well, the atheistic scientists that control the world have wasted no time 'discovering' 'evidence' of microevolution in penguins.

Isn't it a bit of a coincidence that scientists (who hate God) just happened to find evidence of evolution (something that God-haters hate God with) in the exact animal that proves intelligent design? Isn't it more likely that liberal Democrats (who also hate God) fabricated this whole thing with money (which God loves and wants to give to Republicans because they don't hate him) from George Soros, and that the whole thing was planned in secret meetings chaired by Hillary Clinton?

March of the Penguins is no longer playing, but you can visit the OmniMax Theater site to see the current features (one of the features has a Spanish-language version at 1 p.m. on weekends, for those who hate America).